Thursday, October 8, 2009

It's time.



This is it. 

This is the be-all, end-all for me. A thick fall mist with the leaves changing before my eyes, the light soft and filtered and mist sparkling the air, the soft wind has a brisk chill, the storm and rains on their way, the little family together, the heater scenting the air with its first couple uses of the season. I'm searching for something warm and homey for dinner, there's good news of a new baby in the family, we're getting prepared to go visit my Dad, and for just a moment - for one quiet blissful moment - this is it. All is good. So so good.

Thank you.


Friday, October 2, 2009

Dark...






Please meet Jack. 








Aka. Jack Skellington. 





My daughter has been drawing Jack for almost 2 years now. I guess you could call her "dark", for an adorable, four-year-old girl.  "Nightmare", as we familiarly refer to it after these last couple years, is Tim Burton's, "Nightmare Before Christmas". And Jack is her beleauguered, classic-protagonist hero in a story that, somehow, successfully combines Christmas AND Halloween. 

Yes, we're brimming with LPS' (if you don't know, count yourself and your intact bare feet lucky), Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcakes, the requisite army of naked baby dolls, etc. 

But Jack is. just. IT. 

We rejoice at Halloween, because it is a celebration of all she waits for.  Goblins, witches, pumpkins, bats, ghosts, and yes, monsters are welcome everywhere. Dinos are even put in that wonderful category she just can't quite share with her little girl friends. But Halloween is her time. Her favorite characters are the stars of TV, movies, the internet, the RADIO, even. Its their time; its her time.

The child is just, well, dark. 

And I love her for it.








Thursday, October 1, 2009




I'm not going to lie. I stole this photo. 

I just stole it. I love it and it makes my heart sing and while I usually recreate a great photo, I have resolved to make this October my most-posts-to-date month yet; this means my camera and I may not be able to keep up. 

I believe in my heart this is the right thing to do since its my favorite month, my favorite weather, my birthday is smack in the middle, and by golly, because I can. 

What are they gonna do? 


Take my birthday away? (miss ya' Kev)



So there.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Fizzled Festivals...

HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN' '09!  WOOOOOHOOOO.
(Saturday-day, anyway.)


Lick Creek Bridge, J Hwy, 9/19/09
reproduced with express consent under the first-cousin has rights to all photos clause
thanks, Alica!


I had meant this post to be full of sunny photos of funnel cakes, pictures of kids on bouncy rides, wooden toys, old-time costumes, bluegrass bands, and family folks; however, nature did not cooperate.  

Friday was great - we got to see everyone, the weather was perfect; and me in my infinite wisdom decided to save the camera-lugging for Saturday.  Better lighting, I told myself.  Don't ever take me to Vegas, man.  It's something. One could almost call it a gift. If one were trying to be very, very facetious. 


This shot is a picture looking out across the lawn of Alic & Chris' house (aka "The Mome Home").  This post, as some will inevitably be, is for those in the know of Ozark Co., J Hwy, & Lick Creek Bridge.  For the unfamiliar, let me just say - this is unbelievable amounts of water... 

And thanks Alic for letting me steal these! 


Meanwhile, on the other side of the road. It was 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and we were headed home.  
It was dark.
And stormy.


And this was as close as I got you to Hootin' and Hollerin' this year. 
But I TOLD you I'd get photos! 

Hee.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

EATS! Baked Beans. As promised! Classic & pretty darn good.






There's a lot of really really good baked beans recipes out there. I call this my "best" because they're simple. They're classic. Nothing untoward getting between you and your beans.  This is a great tweaking recipe, just make 'em how ya'll like 'em!

Another recipe I'll have to post some time is my Aunt Jack's Meaty Baked Beans - crowd pleaser for sure!

Meanwhile, give this one a try.


Classic Baked Beans
  • 2 cans pork and beans, or sub 1 can kidney
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 1 bell pepper, chopped
  • 2 teaspoons mustard
  • 2 tablespoons ketchup
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 6 slices bacon
  • ½ cup brown sugar
  • dash salt, go very easy
  • pinch black pepper, to taste
  • dash hot sauce
  • 1 teaspoon liquid Barbecue Smoke

FOR AWESOME MAPLE BAKED BEANS SUB REAL MAPLE SYRUP FOR SUGAR
Fry bacon lighlty, fry 2 pieces well; saute onions and bell pepper in bacon drippings. Mix beans with mustard, brown sugar, ketchup, and Worcestershire sauce and seasonings in baking dish. Add onion and bell pepper, and 2 slices crumbled/chopped bacon. Place remaining bacon on top. Bake at 350* for 45 minutes.

Also can bake over medium indirect heat while grilling other foods (we rarely have enough room on our grill, though). Make sure you keep the grill lid on as much as possible.

NOTE: I usually make these without any veggies, for some reason the guys around me are picky.  I sub 1 t dried onion flakes or even onion powder because sometimes even the flakes don't fly with some characters! You can use dried pepper flakes, diced chili peppers, pimentos, or just omit the pepper entirely.








Man, this is turning into a food blog fast.  I need to get out of the kitchen.  

Might not hurt my thighs, either.


But, hey!  Enjoy the Eats!





Saturday, September 12, 2009

EATS! or DRINKS! "Sun Tea". Or, "Summer in a Mason Jar, Part I"






Aaaaahhhh.


All the hype about Sun Tea has really got me riled.  I mean, who didn't grow up drinking sun tea?  I've NEVER heard of someone getting sick from sun tea.  Who are these chumps?  And really, does someone have to tell you not to drink tea that is, and I quote here, "...thick and syrupy.  Those ropy strands are bacteria."  

I mean, eeeeyewwwwwww.

So for all you lily-livered, yella-bellied, nancy prom queens out there, here's a warning and some really insane precautions you can take, if you must:

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/suntea.asp

For those of us that usually keep our containers clean using hot, soapy water, and honestly, think that cleaning something with bleach is a bit much, this is what ya' do:








Get a large, 1 gallon container.  A clean container.  One made of clear glass.  I'm very fond of this one:




Then grab 5 family size bags of tea, we're fond of this kind:





Now, fill the jar with cold, fresh water.  Set the jar in blazing, brilliant sun for about 5 hours (or until your desired strength).  Then remove bags and refrigerate immediately.  The one caution I know is that sun tea, or any tea for that matter, should not sit out for any length of time after brewing. 


And enjoy!




Friday, September 11, 2009

Cheap EATS!!! Red Beans & Rice. Dang.






This recipe could only be described as one of our country's oldest go-to recipes. Actually this is a Creole dish, not Cajun (as has become the more common term for southern Louisianan cooking in other parts of the country). The wealthy planters who fled the slave uprisings in the Caribbean and settled in New Orleans brought this dish with them, and the people there just tweaked it to perfection, das right. 

Served on the traditional laundering day of the South, Mondays, it often included the leftover meats, ham specifically, that had been served during the Sunday feast.  Sausage has become the most common addition I've seen in LA, sometimes served on the side but mostly included to flavor the beans.  



We always sprinkle some file ("fee'-lay", pardon the lack of accent mark) powder, the green powder you can barely see above, on the rice for flavor and a little texture.  These are just ground sassafras leaves, believe it or not, and introduced to the Cajuns by their Native American brethren.  The file is a Cajun addition, and not strictly true to the Creole dish; but hey, if somebody hadn't tweaked the original red beans & rice, we wouldn't have this beauty recipe, now would we?

Below the recipe I've made some notations on how to cheapen the dish further.  This recipe is actually the "deluxe" version, but still comparably thrifty.

Red Beans & Rice

1 pound red beans, or 2 cups, dried
14 cups water, divided
2 bay leaves
1/2 t oregano
1/2 t basil
1 T paprika
3 t chicken bouillon granules
dash red pepper, to taste
dash white pepper, to taste
dash black pepper, to taste
salt, to taste (at the end only)

1/2 c chopped bell pepper
1/2 c chopped celery
1 c chopped white onion
pinch salt
1/4 c bacon grease
1 pound smoked sausage, sliced 1 inch thick, on the diagonal
1/2 cup dry white wine or sherry, optional

For serving:
Cajun Boiled Rice (click to go to link)
Lousiana hot sauce (or Tabasco, Boone says)
file powder, optional
sourdough French bread, not optional
room temperature (or whipped) butter

1. You can soak the beans overnight, or do what I do: sort the beans for broken pieces, or little stones and things. Rinse well in a colander.  Place in a pot with 8 cups COLD water.  Bring to a full, rolling boil and boil 2 minutes.  Cover the pot, remove from heat, and "quick soak" for 1 hour. 
2. Drain, and rinse the beans lightly.  Cover with 6 cups of HOT tap water, and place on medium/low, and simmer uncovered.  Add herbs and seasonings.  Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 1 1/2-3 hours (depending on how you like your beans).  Red beans are usually kept fairly firm, with just a little "gravy" being produced by the beans. 
3. Meanwhile, just after the beans start simmering, saute the chopped veggies slowly (these are known as "the trinity" in LA cuisine) in the bacon grease until very, very soft and just starting to brown, sprinkling with a little salt while cooking. Remove with slotted spoon and add directly to beans.  Raise the skillet heat, add sausages till they just start to sizzle and brown (overcooking causes them to be tough). Remove with slotted spoon and reserve on plate, covered. Drain the grease from the skillet into the beans. 
4. If you have 1/2 a cup of wine, or a little sherry or something, toss that in the hot pan and scrub the bottom with a spoon to deglaze, pour that directly in the beans as well.
5. Add the sausages about 45 minutes before serving, adjust seasonings and thickness to taste.

Okay, that concludes the full, fancy "deluxe version". 





Here's the CHEAPEST EATS!!! version.


Soak 2 cups

in 8 cups cold
overnight.

Drain, cover with 6 cups cold 

Bring to boil, reduce to simmer.

Add:
[bacon grease. hyello.]


and some

to taste.


Really, you need some, okay, lots of

but I understand if ya' just. don't. have it.


Serve over, alongside and/or under:
Click on "Cajun Boiled Rice" for a great recipe. Or just scroll down.

Ta-Dahhhhhhh!
CHEAPEST EATS!!!






Love what you see when you walk out your front door.